10 Incredible World Sex Records

While the human race is a diverse and wonderful thing made up of hundreds of different cultures and colours and languages, there are some things that, no matter who we are or where we are from, bind us together. Music, food, love and sex are a few of them, as is the desire to be the best and biggest and fastest at everything.  Records have been made and broken since the dawn of time and, of course, sex is no different. We’ve found some of the best (and possibly funniest) sex records that people have achieved and thought we’d share them with you.

We know Adult Match Maker members are always up for a challenge!  What records do you think you could break?

Furthest Ejaculation Distance

I remember being with a guy once who came so hard it hit the roof! The strange gloopy stain that stayed there for the rest of the time I lived in that house (and is probably still there to this day) was a constant reminder of the power and force that can come from a good penis orgasm. And no-one knows that better than Horst Shultz who recorded an ejaculation distance of 5.7 metres which is about as long as three king sized beds lined up top to tail… Now that’s a stream you’d definitely want to keep away from your eyes!

Strongest Vagina

The kegel muscles and pelvic floor are an important part of sexual health and anatomy for women. Not only do they help control both bladder and bowel movements, they are also instrumental in sexual pleasure and reproductive health and should be looked after and exercised regularly to keep them in tip top condition. This, however, is taking kegel strength to a whole new level. In 2009 Russian mum Tatyana Kozhevnikova showed off her skills and strength by lifting a 13.6 kilo weight with her vagina muscles! Now that’s what we call pussy power! Be aware it took her around 20 years of training to do this… Please do not try it at home.

Strongest Penis

Not to be outdone, and showing nothing but raw strength and endurance and the ancient Taoist art of Chi Kung (lifting weights with your penis)  Mo Ka Wang (yes, his last name really is Wang) of Hong Kong holds the record for the heaviest weight lifted by a penis - 113 kgs. Now, just to put that into perspective for you, that’s like lifting up a washing machine with just your dick, so before you all start getting out the string and making a mess in the laundry, please be aware that this could have serious and permanent ramifications for your cock. A broken penis is one of the most painful experiences a man can go through and can create serious long-term problems in erections, sex and sexual pleasure. 

Most Bras Unhooked in a Minute

As any red-blooded, straight teenage boy will tell you, unhooking a bra is one of the most complicated, fiddly things you may ever do with your fingers. That fumbling awkwardness is only second to the fumbling awkwardness of first-time sex and is a rite of passage for every person (the fumbling boy and the girl who waits) who indulges in hetero sex.  Well let me introduce you to Irishman Sean Murray who not only unhooked 91 bras in one minute… He also did it one-handed! 

Most Queefs in 30 Minutes

Ah fanny farts. The embarrassing raspberry noise that’s the inevitable sound of air escaping from a vagina after it’s had something pushed in and out of it for a while. While yes, it is completely natural and something that can’t be helped, it isn’t really something we all celebrate or proudly show off to people (hey, maybe we should start… Everyone loves a good fart don’t they?) but not everyone is Abby, who entered Howard Stern’s queefing competition in 2007. Abby, a self confessed queef lover who likes to let ‘em rip in crowded places and elevators mostly just to embarrass people, managed to produce a record number of 93 queefs in just 30 minutes. Go Abby!

And there’s more …

Although it’s never been officially verified, the record for the world’s largest penis is held by Jonah Falcon, an American TV presenter & actor, who appeared in the HBO documentary Private Dicks, Men Exposed and claims to measure in at a whopping 24cm flaccid and 34cm erect. Can anyone confirm what size shoes he wears?

There was stiff competition for world record achieved by porn actress Lisa Sparxxx who had sex with 919 men in a single day at the World Annual Gang Bang Championship [yep it exists] in 2004. If you do the sums Lisa would have had to swap partners every 1 minute, 45 seconds. What about the foreplay?

Japan boasts the record for the largest orgy which involved 250 couples having sex in sync … ready, set, go! I wonder if someone hammered a drum like they do in dragon boat racing to keep pace. But your image of bodies writhing around in ecstasy is about to be dashed. Futons were laid out in clinical rows, women stood fully clothed and then stripped off and then their partners joined them. That’s a lot of pressure to perform.  

Zara Richardson (who has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome) achieved world record status with 500 orgasms in a single 24-hour period. Although thrilled to get into the record books she says “It’s insanely exhausting!” And according to the book The Wonder Down Under: A User’s Guide to the Vagina, an anonymous female participant in the 2009 Danish Masturbate-a-Thon set a record with 222 orgasms in a single hour. The longest orgasm was recorded back in 1966, when a woman had a 45 second orgasm that involved 25 individual contractions. 

Here’s something for boob lovers. Annie Hawkins-Turner’s natural breasts are the largest in the world coming in at a massive 102ZZZ. Annie uses the stage name “Norma Stitz” (say it fast, get it?).